Monday, September 26, 2005

It IS Possible to Gain Weight on Diet Cat Food

That is, if your mom "hides" a half-full bag behind a cabinet and thinks you won't find it, but you do, and you rip a cat-sized hole in the side and climb inside and eat and eat until you can't eat any more.

Remember to continue to beg your mom to fill your cat food bowl so she won't suspect.

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