Saturday, January 07, 2006

Weekly Goal

Miss B was writing a weekly goal for herself in her school assignment notebook when one of her friends, H, discovered it. "You're such a geek!" said H. "Gimme that notebook and I'll write you some better goals."

Here are a few of the goals H has set for B to accomplish in weeks past:

1. Get married.
2. Travel to the moon, shave your head, then eat the world's biggest hotdog.
3. Sleep in a giant shoe.
4. Sit on a cotton ball and dream about spinach. Travel to Atlantis and find your long-lost love. Paint yourself pink.
5. Bite your ear, click your elbows and touch your wrist - all at the same time.

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