I love this. :) Everybody thinks it's something much more special than it really is!
Cheap, Easy Smoked Salmon Spread
1/2 can red salmon, drained and with the large bones removed if possible
1 8-oz. package cream cheese, softened
1/2 tsp. liquid smoke flavoring
2 green onions, sliced fine
Mix the salmon, cream cheese and liquid smoke flavoring together till as smooth as you can get it. Stir in the green onions. Turn into a pretty bowl and serve with crackers or crisps. That's it. Can't get much easier than that. And compare the price of canned salmon with real lox and you'll see why it's so cheap.