At last: The Government admits it - tinfoil hats work!
I just received our i-Pass (for our travels over the toll roads back East this summer). It came wrapped in tin foil, I presume to keep it from being scanned and charged on the mail trucks. I didn't even realize the significance of this, but Barry did: It's government admission that wrapping stuff in tinfoil protects us from alien brain waves. So everybody get out there and make those tinfoil hats.