One message board * posted this informational poster on the subject:
Casual attire is recommended for the Rioting Event.
Rioting Event Participants are encouraged to register
no later than noon, and to pick up their
free packet on Rioting Safety from the
Local Chamber of Commerce.
It includes a 4 oz sample of sunscreen and
"I Rioted the Iowa Flood" bumper sticker.
First Aid stations will be located every 50 ft within the
Rioting Event area, manned by local Explorer Scouts.
Help make the Iowa Flood Riots a memorable event.
For those Iowans unfamiliar with Rioting Events,
suggested activities include:
- Noisemaking
- Waving Things in the Air
- Throwing Things
- The Stringing of Toilet Paper from Trees
- Spray-Painting of Slogans
- Chanting of Slogans
Suggested slogans:
- God Bless America!
- We Support Our Troops!
- Thank You, National Guard!
so do come prepared for this event
-- The Iowa Interfaith Council on Safe Rioting
a non-taxpayer funded community volunteer group
* The views expressed on that message board are those of the posters, and this quote implies no blanket endorsement of everything said there. I am not a member of the NRA, for example.
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